We wish you a Merry Christmas!
Please, copy and paste on any sqlplus. This is your gift for today:
set heading off;
set pages 5000;
SELECT DECODE(SIGN(FLOOR(maxwidth / 2) - ROWNUM),
1,
LPAD(' ', FLOOR(maxwidth / 2) - (ROWNUM - 1)) ||
RPAD('*', 2 * (ROWNUM - 1) + 1, ' *'),
LPAD('* * *', FLOOR(maxwidth / 2) + 3))
FROM all_objects, (SELECT 40 AS maxwidth FROM DUAL)
WHERE ROWNUM < FLOOR(maxwidth / 2) + 5
union all select '|GrepOra Team Wishes You a Merry Christmas!' from dual;
Surprise!

Enjoy!
